With their current big win in California, the Christian Right is fired up and looking for new targets.

By ensuring that same-sex marriage was wiped out of the California constitution, the Christian Right is now hell bent on removing gay references throughout our culture.

Christian Right leaders announced through a spokesperson that their next target is the NFL. Namely, the position known as tight end:

"We can not allow today's children to grow up in a world where men are touting the abilities of another guy with a 'great ass'. That type of male on male conversation and promotion is not something we are willing to support," said the spokesperson, "We'll be introducing legislation that rename's the tight end position to something less homosexually oriented."

The Christian Right has also started a campaign aimed at "reducing the references of a ball player's preference of being a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher'." They are also looking into using the term "switch batter" to replace the phrase "switch hitter".

They've also targeted NBA announcers as the "Devil's Messenger", namely whenever they praise a basketball player's "ball handling ability" or his ability to "penetrate defenses".

The Christian Right has also listed tennis as a sport it would like to eliminate.

Because, honestly, lets face it. Tennis is gay.

New York Knicks fans around the United States are scratching their heads, wondering what the hell the Knicks are doing with Stephon Marbury. Placed on the inactive list for the remainder of the season, as of now, Marbury won't play in the NBA this season.

That might bother some people, but not Star-bury:

"I'm having the time of my life. I've got free tickets to all the Knicks games this season, and their possibly the best seats in the house. Did you know the guy who sits behind me has to pay, like, $4,000 a game to get his seats? And they're paying me!"

Knicks fan Jimbo Matronious (Hamden, CT) is enraged at the thought of the Knicks shelling out millions to a guy who is about as useful to the Knicks as the backup towel boy; "Oh, I'm pissed. I just got back from shooting hoops this afternoon, missed every sinngle layup, foul shot, and three pointer and am theoretically more valuable to the Knicks organization than he is. Where's my money?"