What the Foulke?

New York Knicks fans around the United States are scratching their heads, wondering what the hell the Knicks are doing with Stephon Marbury. Placed on the inactive list for the remainder of the season, as of now, Marbury won't play in the NBA this season.

That might bother some people, but not Star-bury:

"I'm having the time of my life. I've got free tickets to all the Knicks games this season, and their possibly the best seats in the house. Did you know the guy who sits behind me has to pay, like, $4,000 a game to get his seats? And they're paying me!"

Knicks fan Jimbo Matronious (Hamden, CT) is enraged at the thought of the Knicks shelling out millions to a guy who is about as useful to the Knicks as the backup towel boy; "Oh, I'm pissed. I just got back from shooting hoops this afternoon, missed every sinngle layup, foul shot, and three pointer and am theoretically more valuable to the Knicks organization than he is. Where's my money?"