Tiger Increasingly Frustrated While Rehabbing

Posted by CJ at 6:24 AM

According to inside sources, Tiger Woods is not handling his rehab assignment with the class and dignity that he's known for.

Frustrated at his lack of progress in EA Sports' Tiger Woods Golf 2009, Tiger has reportedly thrown his XBox 360 controller through his plasma tv on numerous occasions.

"I can't beat the last guy in the game, and I don't know why!" exclaimed Tiger, "I mean, it was a breeze getting past guys like Vijay, Mickelson, and Verplank, but that guy on the last 18 holes, he's unstoppable!".

Woods has mentioned that he's gotten to the final day of the tournament, up by eight to ten shots (regularly), and his opponent storms back, making birdie after eagle after improbable long put.

Woods refuses to mention who the opponent is, but we have a sneaking suspicion that it might be a video game version of himself.

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