Porter, Marshall Continue Name-Calling-a-thon

In what is turning out to be a verbal see-saw of insults, demeaning references, and more your momma is so fat jokes than we care to admit, recent comments from the Brendon Marshall camp have elicited this response from the Joey Porter camp:

"Popcorn muscles? I don't even know what they are. I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn, but, Popcorn muscles? Not a clue."

Porter then added "Marshall's momma is so fat that if she wore a Malcomm X Jersey, they'd land helicopters on her."

Which led to Marshall's response "Porter's mammy is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of Geroge Washington's nose".

To which Porter sent via text " Marshall's momma is so fat, she got her own zip code".

To which Marshall sent via twitter "Porter's momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application."

Marshall's twitter blast drew a 10 yard penalty from ref Ed Hochuli for "not sticking to the fat jokes".

The ball is now in Porter's court, so we wait with baited breath for his response.