TO No Longer Wants Ball

Posted by CJ at 11:46 AM

In a statement released by Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens, the star wide out let team and league officials know that his interest in "wanting the ball" has decreased as of late:

"I have been considering my current stance on constantly wanting the ball, and have come to the conclusion that its against my best interest and health to continue to want the ball as much as I have asked for it in the past."

When pressed for answers, TO's agent replied that "the guy who gets the ball the most, is the guy who is going to get hit the most by the other team's defenders".

TO suggested that he's still interested in receiving the ball, just that "I'd like the ball in situations where I'm less likely to get pummeled by an outside linebacker or free safety. If there is any way I can get the ball while standing out of bounds, that'd be preferential. I know you're not allowed to hit a guy when he's out of bounds".

While his positioning on "wanting the ball" may have changed, TO wants fans to know that he firmly stands behind his "I LOVE ME SOME ME" mantra.

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